I don't know if Lohan is really just delusional or her druggie ways have killed enough brain cells to cause amnesia but her statement, about not doing anything to make people think she's dangerous, in The Ellen Degeneres Show is so ridiculous I wanted to laugh my ass off. It seems she totally forgot that incident when she commandeered a vehicle with 3 people in it, ran over another guy's foot and proceeded to recklessly drive after her assistant's mom.

She's batshit insane!

I can't blame why Ronson would avoid confronting her with the news that she wanted to break up and just filed a restraining order while Lohan wasn't looking. It was a cowardly thing to do but, when dealing with a crazy person, one should always err in the side of caution. She was probably afraid that Lilo would get in touch with her inner Alex Forrest and start harassing her family. Maybe even kill a family pet. Linds certainly loves to wear fur.

This is probably the only time I can stand to watch Elmo.

Having heard about the whole Amazon Fail debacle yesterday I signed the petition to Amazon to have this whole thing corrected. And since I'm just so pissed about this whole thing, I actually tried the 'Contact Us' function in the Today show and Nightly News with Brian Williams’s sites. The chances they'll take notice of my email on this travesty is slim to none. But it doesn't hurt to try.

With nothing else much to do to protest this insanity, I've decided to go look at the current CEO of Amazon and see who this gay hater is. Below is one of the many pictures that turned up for Jeff Bezos.

This is him? This is the gay hater? A guy that looks gay himself? Hmmmmmmmm. Okay, saying that this guy is a gay hater is a little overboard, especially in light of the fact that my gaydar is ringing.

I'll give the Amazon CEO the benefit of the doubt that he is a bigot personally. But I refuse to accept that this whole Amazon Fail incident is just a "glitch" as what a representative from Amazon claims. Glitch my ASS! Glitches are random and the products/books affected are concentrated in just a few categories. And mind you this has been going on since February so they can't say that this was a mistake in a new code they entered during the weekend. On top of that, a person from their customer service has already sent a response to an inquiry regarding this whole thing and that person said that this was a policy change. Something is fishy in Amazon. And Amazon needs to explain itself and they better do it quick.

But would boycotting really make a dent in Amazon's business? Something tells me that once this hoopla dies down, we'll just go back to the way things were. I sincerely hope that it doesn't but the world sucks so it probably will.

I have just read an article that said that a representative from NASA will be coming to the Colbert Report to announce the name of a new module in the the interanational space station. This is a much anticipated announcement for the fans of Colbert since he won the naming contest for this new module. Needless to say, I'm excited as well.

Right now nobody knows if NASA will keep its word and name the module with the name that got the most votes in their online page. For the past couple of weeks they kept on saying that they still have discretion on what to name the module despite the fact that another name had gotten the most votes via the people who logged into the site and voted. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed and hope that they do name it Colbert.

While waiting for certain purchases to be rung up last Saturday afternoon, I stumbled upon a seriously ridiculous story in a magazine about a member of a boy band I enjoyed before I had music taste. The article was about gadgets turning against people in the past few years and his story was ranked at the top 5. Maybe for sheer fact that sometimes fact is stranger than fiction.

That silliness happened 8 years ago and one would think that such an incident was just a bad luck of the draw. But just this morning I read an article that really seems to show that the PTBs have a wicked sense of humor.

Given that Sweden is not a hot bed for crime, this unfortunate aging pop star was beaten and robbed while dressed in a pineapple suit. Dude, I am not making this up.

Now given my habit of reading articles in Yahoo! and MSN these days, I've observed that sometimes the comments to some of the light hearted articles are just so much funnier. On the recent article on misheard lyrics a comment regarding the misheard lyrics from Hootie and the Blowfish song had me in stitches.

Yes, I love silly things like these. If I didn't I wouldn't have insisted on watching Dude, Where's my Car, Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay or Zohan on the big screen. This is mostly because I do tend to be a silly person. One great example would be my latest campaign.

I have gotten it to my head to get the ‘Bob’ Happy Meal Monsters vs. Alien toy from McDonalds after seeing an ad for it. When I saw the T.V. bit for it, I was honestly horrified. I was like - 'Why the heck is that little boy holding a dildo?' And then I saw the McDonalds logo on a corner and realized it was actually a Happy Meal toy. In which case I suddenly started the mantra 'Must get dildo looking Happy Meal toy' in my head.

So I went to McDonalds for lunch this afternoon to get a Happy Meal only to discover that the Bob figure a.k.a. 'the dildo' was out of stock. With that I started whining like a child saying "I want my dildo." Of course I did this only within the earshot of my friend and I. But that didn't stop her from wondering what others might think if they actually did hear me. To which I said that I am sort of used to strange looks since I've said a bunch of stuff in the past that were not well worded or were easily mistaken for something serious even though I was joking. Like "I got hospitalized because of my coke problem." I was talking about my bout with gastritis when I drank so much Coca-Cola that week. Then there's the ever famous "Mahal ang libro, mag-drugs na lang tayo" statement that I usually make when I see how expensive books are. The dildo thing is actually mild compared to those other statements.

And really, be honest with yourself. Look at that thing and tell me it doesn't look like a dildo.

Lorne died! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Why oh why did this dude have to go? Just when I was getting over my fear that Gale Harold was going to kick the bucket or become brain damaged with that motorbike accident of his a few months ago, this snuck up and sucker punched me.

This is so sad. He was young, talented and not to mention kinda hot. His character in Angel was that of a demon with a big heart. People say that he was also like that in real life. Too bad his big heart was not strong enough to keep him alive.

What is it with this show? This is twice that a person from Angel has kicked the bucket once they've gotten off-air. Granted that Glenn Quinn died of a drug overdose but dead is still dead no matter what the cause.

The cast of Angel, as well as those from the other Whedon shows, must be mourning. I can't help but wonder if Alexis had actually thought of having Andy sing for his brand spanking new baby girl's christening. If he did, that plan is pretty much moot now.

Lorne died! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!