Friday, February 27, 2009
Curiousity Flooded the Office
In terms of marine life, the dolphins and whales have always been lauded as the most intelligent. It is only now that some of that praise is being bestowed upon the octopus. They don't lack in the personality department either as shown in this
article.
The official theory is that this curious octopus fiddled with a valve and flooded the office. Personally I believe it was aiming for something better. I think that thing was trying to escape. Had that thing been successful the movie re-enactment would be the octopus version of Deep Blue Sea.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The Love Bug Is More Like An Annoying Gnat
As a kid who was a teenager during the nineties, my musical tastes gravitated towards the alternative rock scene. I was singing Enter Sandman during the third grade (truth be told I only started listening to it because I thought that song was associated with the movie Hook) and Creep was my favorite song during the sixth grade.
Needless to say I hated the Hansons. Their song Mmmbop irritated me to no end especially since the title of that song wasn't even a real word to begin with. I thought of them as biggest poseurs in the history of rock since in my heart of hearts, you can only call yourself a rocker when you fit the ff. criteria:
At least the age of twenty
Been drunk in public more than once
Performed in the dirtiest bars for a minimum of ten years where you are booed and thrown beer cans at
Had your heart broken by some girl or guy who could never understand your love affair with music
But just when I thought that the Hansons were the last of its kind (the Moffats were never really as big as the Hansons were) we now have the Jonas Brothers in our midst. It's like the return of the Hansons except they're dating their cutesy Disney starlet counterparts. Yeeeech!!
Rock is dead people. If these kids, who currently have a song with the term "Love bug" in it, are accepted as rockers then not only is rock dead but it is rolling around in its grave.
Why oh why did the great bands have to go and retire? Or in some cases have their lead singer commit suicide?
Eddie, come back. Anthony, please take a sabbatical from being guided by the Dalai Lama and help us out. Billy, I promise to no longer diss Zwan if you kick these kids' asses from the music biz. Gavin, stop being a kept boy by Gwen and start making a new album and while you're at it please tell Shirley and rest of Garbage to get into the game again.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Something's Fishy in Bataan

What the hell is going on under our waters?
Something with the sea has got these creatures confused and I do hope that this is resolved before more dolphins die out there. I am happy though that the locals are helping out to make sure that they don't get beached. Hopefully none of them would think about poaching because then they'd just be the resident town asshole.
It sucks though that I don't have an excuse to go there right now. I'd love to see those dolphins. Mom is planning of going there to pay our yearly realty tax but I doubt they'd still be there by March. Or at least I hope they're no longer there by March.


Monday, February 09, 2009
Voltes V Can Save the World

An
article in Newsweek has detailed how Japan has the capability to save the world through financial means and their ability to train other groups in certain activities such anti-piracy techniques and environment conservation.
I'm honestly surprised that an article should point out the obvious since I've known this fact since I was a kid. Ok, so I basically thought this because of all the hours I've watched Voltes V save the Earth from all the robots deployed by the Bozanians to kill us. However if you really think about it; there is no country closer to creating a super robot to protect us from alien invaders than Japan. And if they can do that then they can do pretty much everything. Well, except boost their population. But hey, there's always cloning.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Say It Ain't So
Joaquin PhoenixJust when I was hoping that Joaquin was being all witty by
pranking the masses on his so-called voyage to rap he has to go and do confirm that
it's true.
All hope is lost!
Tupac Shakur must be turning in his grave over this travesty against rap.
Christian Bale vs. Isaiah Washington
Christian Bale is certainly one of my favorite actors. His talent, though not yet recognized in the form of an Oscar win, is undeniable. So if he has an ego, well that is to be expected though I've never pegged him to be the egotistic type.
This rant of his that is supposedly caught on film is something I'm not going to hold against him because I don't really see this as being an ego trip. Reading the transcript, it was clear that his beef was the other guy's inability to be a professional. He never mentioned anything how he's better than the guy or that the guy should be somehow grateful to be working with him. No, the argument was all about work professionalism. This is something a regular person would do when a co-worker has distracted him one too many times. Work, no matter what it is you do, takes time and concentration. Having unneccessary distractions can get to you no matter how small, especially if the day has been long and hard. Dude, I've gone off on someone for being extra dense and I'm usually patient and helpful to newbies when teaching them the ropes. These things happen and unfortunately for Christian, his episode was caught on tape.
Since this is a topic of on-set blow ups, I am reminded of that thing over at Grey's Anatomy awhile back. Whereas I am forgiving with the Bale incident, I'm still ticked off with the Washington bruhaha.
The articles that reported the incidented were never really disputed by Isaiah except for the part where the f-word was directed at TR Knight. So going with that I have to believe that most of it was true.
The whole incident would be something I would side with Isaiah since he started off being mad at people for being late to shooting scenes. That is unprofessional and anybody would get ticked off on behaviour like that. But then he started ranting about how some of his co-stars had no talent and then choking one of them.
Going off on someone is one thing but choking someone is a whole other ballgame. And even if he says he didn't direct the f-word towards TR Knight, the fact remains that he used that word as description of something negative. The fag-hag in me can't forgive him.
The whole spiel about how some of his co-stars had no talent, I have to agree with though. I can't stand Ellen Pompeo.
Emma Watson
After reading this article I can say that I admire Emma Watson's drive to have higher education in her life. Not a lot of kids in the entertainment business think of stepping foot in school when there are still offers coming their way or even when there are no offers.
This is actually a good move on her part. Her grades certainly reflects that she does have a yen for scholarly pursuits. But that's not the only reason why I believe this. It's mostly because I really think she won't have longevity as an actress.
In the interview she says that being in school and having roommates will keep her grounded and make her a better actress. I agree on the grounded part but not on the acting part. I mean, if she hasn't improved her acting with all those Potter movies under her belt, I'm not sure if she really has it in her to be a good actress. She pointed out very good examples of women who have juggled acting with studies, such as Jodie Foster and Natalie Portman, but their level of talent is beyond Emma's. So they could disappear and go back to acting. Emma, in my opinion, may not have those opportunities even if she didn't go to school so she might as well go to school and have a solid back up plan. Having an Ivy League education has never been a bad thing.
But you never know, Josh Brolin has proven that even if you suck at acting for the better part of your career, it doesn't mean that you won't eventually improve and actually be nominated for an Oscar. So maybe she'll make it as an actress but having a back up plan never hurts.