Monday, September 29, 2008
Mr. Duplicity II has gotten hitched
I mean I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Berg has proposed to ScarJo and now I learn
that they're married! Dude, that is just so wrong.
Oh Berg, I loved you before, now you're just like all the others.
Now, admittedly, I would be all for this couple had Berg not dumped Alanis after getting a hot bod and started dating a string of hot babes. I love Berg and yes, I will keep on calling him Berg even when that is not his real name. And I love ScarJo because she uses words 'speakeasy' and is sort of neurotic. But the two of them together, after Berg turned into an ass, is something I cannot support.
I won't be surprised if Alanis' next album will be filled with a new crop of angst ridden songs.
Alanis Morrisette - You Oughta Know
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Mr. Safety vs. Random Dude
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
NO WAY!
Clay Aiken admits he's gay.Is anybody really surprised? You don't need gaydar to know that. Anybody who has eyes and half a brain has already figured that out.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Are You Sure You Should Be Playing This Here?
When in Toy Kingdom, one would notice that the music being played there are usually current songs being sung by kids or other people who may or may not by the employees of SM. Now I usually wouldn't mind it. I mean it's weird to hear a real bad version of a song I may like, but ever since MYMP became popular, that is no longer a unfamiliar incident.
But last Saturday the song being played just really made me raise my eyebrows. I started to wonder if the guys who actually decide what songs they should play there have actually listened to those songs or thought real hard if a particular song is appropriate for children ears.
The song: Baby Got Back.
The song was part of a 80's medley therefore was not played out in full. It was thankfully cut before the word 'sprung' was uttered but uhm...hello I really think the lyrics 'I like big butts and I cannot lie' were just as damaging if not more. Kids would probably know what the word 'butts' mean and have no idea what 'sprung' is. But regardless of what section of song they played, the point is that they should not have included that in the playlist.
Why the fuck am I concerned about a simple song? Usually I usually wouldn't give a flying fuck but now that our little critter is picking up random words and repeating them, I'd really prefer if she not pick up those words as part of her vocab arsenal at this early age. Not to mention the fact that since I'm the more potty mouthed aunt, I am likely to be blamed for it.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
In the Valley of Discontent
In a past conversation with Fat Cow, I complained that I will not be going to the office year end party, dubbed 'Rock the Hill', that was to be held in the McKillMeNow office building because I knew it was going to suck. I said I knew it was going to suck because the organizers have confessed to not finding a band to play for the party. So without the band the party would basically be just 'The Hill'.
Now recent events have come to emphasize that the 'Hill' part was also not true. Bad weather has flooded the McKillMeNow office and it turns out that the building is not situated on top of a hill, as insinuated by the year end party title, but on a slope or valley between hills.
Is there anything good about moving there? Really? Below are some facts that make it clear to anyone who commutes to work that this idea blows.
1. The building is in the middle of nowhere.
2. Food is far and away
3. My only way is the highway
4. Unscheduled adult swim
As I've mentioned before, the floods are horrendous. If the canal water don't infect us through our feet and kill us, there's a good possibility we'll be electrocuted. The pictures sent to us via people who are already there show that this wasn't just slight flooding. The water is mid-calf up to the knees outside the McKillMeNow building. As a person who is short in stature and can't swim, this does not bode well for me.
Monday, September 08, 2008
Chicha-Crap
It has come to my attention that cheese covered chichacorn basically tastes no different than un-cheesed chichacorn. Those things are just too dry and don't have enough surface area to hold much of the cheese flavored powder they are swimming in. So they basically only taste like cheese when you put them in your mouth, dip a wet finger in the cheese powder, suck your finger and then swallow the chichacorn. It's a tedious process and basically not worth the effort. Stick to regular chichacorn folks.
